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  • Gregor
    Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 638

    #16
    Did we already tell the one about the Zen master and the Sailor?
    Jukai '09 Dharma Name: Shinko 慎重(Prudent Calm)

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    • Fuken
      Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 435

      #17
      Originally posted by Gregor
      Did we already tell the one about the Zen master and the Sailor?
      I have not seen it, post it up!

      Gassho,
      Jordan
      Yours in practice,
      Jordan ("Fu Ken" translates to "Wind Sword", Dharma name givin to me by Jundo, I am so glad he did not name me Wind bag.)

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      • paige
        Member
        • Apr 2007
        • 234

        #18
        Sinfest has some great Buddha comics.



        These ones are PG-13 at least, for language:



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        • Gregor
          Member
          • Apr 2007
          • 638

          #19
          A yogi goes into his dentist office. Just as the dentist is about to give him a shot of Novocaine, the Yogi puts his hand up and refuses, "No thanks, I transcend dental medication."
          Jukai '09 Dharma Name: Shinko 慎重(Prudent Calm)

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          • paige
            Member
            • Apr 2007
            • 234

            #20
            Today's Sinfest comic strip:

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            • Fuken
              Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 435

              #21
              I thought yesterday's was fun too...
              Yours in practice,
              Jordan ("Fu Ken" translates to "Wind Sword", Dharma name givin to me by Jundo, I am so glad he did not name me Wind bag.)

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              • will
                Member
                • Jun 2007
                • 2331

                #22
                Two Buddhas don't walk into a bar.

                Ouch! :roll:


                G,W
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                To save all sentient beings, though beings are numberless.
                To penetrate reality, though reality is boundless.
                To transform all delusion, though delusions are immeasurable.
                To attain the enlightened way, a way non-attainable.
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                • Nengei
                  Member
                  • Dec 2016
                  • 1657

                  #23
                  IMG_3625.jpeg

                  Gassho,
                  Nengei
                  Sat today. LAH.
                  遜道念芸 Sondō Nengei (he/him)

                  Please excuse any indication that I am trying to teach anything. I am a priest in training and have no qualifications or credentials to teach Zen practice or the Dharma.

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                  • Alina
                    Member
                    • Jul 2023
                    • 181

                    #24


                    Gassho,
                    Alina
                    stlah

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                    • Shinshi
                      Senior Priest-in-Training
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 3910

                      #25
                      Then there’s the one about the Buddhist vacuum cleaner… comes with no attachments.

                      Gassho, Shinshi

                      SaT-LaH
                      空道 心志 Kudo Shinshi

                      For Zen students a weed is a treasure. With this attitude, whatever you do, life becomes an art.
                      ​— Shunryu Suzuki

                      E84I - JAJ

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                      • Shokai
                        Dharma Transmitted Priest
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 6572

                        #26
                        Trth Treadmill.jpgnow.JPGThe end is insight.jpg

                        gassho,Shokai
                        合掌,生開
                        gassho, Shokai

                        仁道 生開 / Jindo Shokai

                        "Open to life in a benevolent way"

                        https://sarushinzendo.wordpress.com/

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                        • Jundo
                          Treeleaf Founder and Priest
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 41695

                          #27
                          One would think that, after 2500 years, we would have a few more excellent jokes than the "old standards!"

                          If I hear the "hot dog saleman" one more time ... I am going to become a Presbyterian!

                          We do have a few "Buddhist stand-ups" and such ... (sorry, I have not looked back at the for awhile, no promises on content) ...


                          Gassho, Jundo

                          stlah
                          ALL OF LIFE IS OUR TEMPLE

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                          • Kaitan
                            Member
                            • Mar 2023
                            • 603

                            #28
                            IMG-20221123-WA0000.jpg

                            Gasshō

                            stlah, Kaitan
                            Kaitan - 界探 - Realm searcher

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                            • Alina
                              Member
                              • Jul 2023
                              • 181

                              #29
                              01bf3e593054e41e45f627c977ccb47f.jpg

                              Gassho

                              Alina
                              stlah

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                              • Kaitan
                                Member
                                • Mar 2023
                                • 603

                                #30
                                Screenshot_2024-02-15-10-36-05-781_com.google.android.apps.photos~2.jpg

                                Gasshō

                                stlah, Kaitan
                                Kaitan - 界探 - Realm searcher

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