A centipede was happy, quite,
until a toad in fun
Said, "Prey, which leg goes after which?"
This worked his mind to such a pitch
he lay distracted in a ditch
Considering how to run!
"Think not-thinking" is only halfway there!
Gassho
Enkyo
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A centipede was happy, quite,
until a toad in fun
Said, "Prey, which leg goes after which?"
This worked his mind to such a pitch
he lay distracted in a ditch
Considering how to run!
"Think not-thinking" is only halfway there!
Gassho
Enkyo
I resemble that centipede!
Thanks, Enkyo.
Andy
haha I love that. Thank you for sharing
Gassho,
James
Thank you, from another centipede.
Gassho,
Shujin
Also a centipede, thanks for the reminder, much needed!!
Gassho,
Treena
Love this, thank you!
_/\_
Kelly/Jinmei
I read a variation of this story involving the man with the "world's longest beard" being asked if he sleeps with with his beard inside the covers or outside the covers.....:)
The centipede was in his box and I yelled, "Hey, taking a shower then you and me go eat!"
Out of the shower, centipede still in the box, "C'mon! It's the Early-Bird Special. Let's go!
Are you going or not?"
From the box a small voice says, "I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my f¤#%ing shoes!"