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will
03-23-2009, 10:53 AM
TASPG: Hey Sally. You look like your hard at work.

S: Tell me about it. (vigorously scrubbing carpet with towel). I just can't seem to get this stain out. I've tried for hours.

TASPG: Well. You can stop your scrubbing and throw away those unneeded detergents and scrubbing tools. This is what you've been waiting for.

Introducing:















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That's right. ZEn can help you get those pesky unwanted stains out that carpet.

BUT LET'S NOT STOP THERE !!!. Throw away that tiresome mop, and squeegee !

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TASPG: Hey Billy.

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B: Hey T.V. ad spokesperson man.

TASPG: What's got you down?

B: Well, there's this girl I like, but she never seems to notice me.

TASPG: She doesn't huh? Don't worry. I have just the thing for you.




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B: ZEN? What's that?

TASPG: Zen is the all around, all purpose, Date in a package. That's right. Just sprinkle a little ZEN on you, and before you know it you' ll have girls falling for you in no time. Here have a look at one of our satisfied customers:

Tom: You know.Before I started using Zen, I was just an average Joe. I could never get the girls to talk to me, and everytime I spoke I just didn't know what to say. Then I tried ZEN and things have really changed (5 girls walk up in pink Bikinis and put their arms around him. He smiles and and his teeth sparkle)

TASPG: That's quite a smile you have there Tom.

Tom: Thanks T.V. ad spokesperson guy.

TASPG: You guessed it. Say goodbye to that dull smile and say hello to ZEN. Zen has so many great qualities that WE JUST CAN'T TALK ABOUT THEM ALL IN THIS AD.

Good for:

Anemia
Cardiovascular stimulation (say goodbye to exercise)
Dietary supplement
facial smoothing cream (that's right it'll take years off in front of your eyes)
Paint primer
Vision enhancer
Rocket fuel

AND THE LIST GOES ON!!!

Don't miss out on this one time offer. We'll give you two cartons of ZEN, a $2000 value, for only $19.99. Yes. $19.99. But wait! we'll also throw in a bottle of Bodhicitta, a $300 value, for free.

That's a $2300 worth of ZEN for only $19.99.

DON'T MISS OUT!!! Dial 1 800 000 000 NOW!!

May contain side effects.



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Buddhatogo products limited

prg5001
03-23-2009, 11:11 AM
That's funny.

I'll have 2.

Thanks,

Paul

Shohei
03-23-2009, 11:13 AM
:lol: Thank you Will!
Deep Bows,

/me drops some zen in his coffee... its also a prescription grade laxative- Without the perscription!

FeMonky
03-23-2009, 01:34 PM
Snerk. LOL

Tb
03-23-2009, 06:42 PM
Hi.

Thanks.

Mtfbwy
Tb

Tobiishi
03-23-2009, 08:54 PM
...bunions, hammer-toe, restless leg syndrome, insomnia, rectal discomfort, sudden-onset hearing loss, tennis-elbow, ring-around-the-collar, black eye, amnesia, astigmatism, dirty fingernails, body odor, back hair, arthritis, olfactory fatigue, hat-head, whale-tail, cold sores, hunt-&-peck typing, dry-eyes, spasms, dispepsia, contact dermatitis, splinters, writer's block, gout, goiters, tone-deafness, jaundice...

AlanLa
03-23-2009, 11:52 PM
tiny print: when combined with a healthy lifestyle that includes following the precepts

Tobiishi
03-24-2009, 01:17 AM
tiny print: when combined with a healthy lifestyle that includes following the precepts

Well yeah, there's that... :wink:
"And if you call within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in five more precepts Absolutely Free!!"

will
03-24-2009, 04:59 AM
"And if you call within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in five more precepts Absolutely Free!!"

LOL

Gassho

Myoshin
03-24-2009, 07:05 PM
I can see this being peddled by Vince the Shamwow guy or Billy Mays.
http://www.seanpaune.com/images/blog/tv/billy_oxyclean.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/2711616881_94fc5bc67e.jpg

Gassho,
Kyle

Tobiishi
03-24-2009, 08:15 PM
when i die i want to be cremated, mixed with water and soaked up in a ShamWow.

murasaki
03-25-2009, 03:57 PM
/me frantically rubbing Zen on cellulite areas

Dosho
03-28-2009, 12:25 AM
I can see this being peddled by Vince the Shamwow guy or Billy Mays.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/2711616881_94fc5bc67e.jpg

Gassho,
Kyle

Might want to rethink his endorsement!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/27/vince-shlomi-shamwow-pitc_n_180210.html

RDavid
03-31-2009, 06:23 AM
I dunno, I've heard zen works wonders on unruly prostitutes..