View Full Version : Our April 1st "All Naked" Zazenkai - For the Nudist Buddhist
Jundo
03-31-2021, 04:02 PM
7053
We are always trying something new at Treeleaf!
Please join us tonight, leaving your robes at the door, as our Sangha holds its first annual 'Au Naturale' Zazenkai online!
We welcome, direct from Maui, Hawaii, a very special guest teacher, founder of the 'Sky Clad Zendo,' the Rev. Buffy 全裸 Hadaka, for a little meditation the way Buddha made ya. Inspired by the great naked mystics of the East, we will let it all hang out.
What's needed? We recommend a Zafu wrapped in plastic kitchen wrap and not much more.
Take it all off, and hang out for a little Zazen showing your Original Face to the whole world: New York 9pm, LA 6pm Friday, London 1pm and Paris 2pm, April 1, 2021.
How to join? Please place a camera on your computer, take off all your clothes, smile, hit the following link, and get ready to show us what ya got via ZOOM!
LINK FOR JOINING NUDE ZEN (https://cdn4.dogonews.com/images/667c5496-bfa5-44a6-95eb-f6d81dbdbf1b/april-fools-day-banner.jpg)
It is acceptable for the very shy to hold their Mudra strategically as shown in the picture.
Rev. Hadaka will offer a talk on "The Finger Pointing at the Moon." (Yes, as several folks have requested, our naturist Zazenkai will include a vigorous stark nakedy 'hokey-pokey,' truly putting our backsides in and shaking them all about!)
The first step to "dropping body and mind" is to drop all inhibitions by dropping the veils that cover us!
WARNING: SITTING WILL BE LIVE NETCAST!
Gassho, Jundo
7052
PS - By total coincidence, "Hadaka" means "naked" in Japanese.
PPS - APRIL FOOLS!
https://www.treeleaf.org/forums/showthread.php?18721-Our-April-1st-All-Naked-Zazenkai-For-the-Nudist-Buddhist
Seikan
03-31-2021, 05:07 PM
Awesome!!! Please tell me that this will include a very energetic version of the Hokey Pokey... ;)
Gassho,
Seikan
-stlah-
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I’ll be there free and frisky. Be ready for an unforgettable hokey pokey.
[emoji1374] Sat Nude Today
Risho
03-31-2021, 05:42 PM
:D
Gassho
Rish
-stlah
Seishin
03-31-2021, 05:45 PM
Need to check the timezone, as I guess Japan just flipped onto April 1st................................[monk]
Sat covered
Shoki
03-31-2021, 07:16 PM
I do this every week anyway. Good thing I always use one way.
Gassho
ST-lah
Shoki
Tairin
03-31-2021, 07:58 PM
:encouragement:
gassho2
Tairin
Sat today fully clothed
LAH also fully clothed
aprapti
03-31-2021, 08:35 PM
though i love the book Naked in the zendo by Schireson sensei, i will not be present. the first of April happens to be my zen day off..
gassho2
aprapti
std
Shokai
03-31-2021, 08:44 PM
Stay tuned to see this 84 year old let it all hang (literally.)
Doreen's comment: " I can't see a bunch of naked old guys hanging out as a big seller.
Gotcha, Shokai
Stnlah
7376
Hensho
03-31-2021, 08:46 PM
I hope you guys enjoy your session.
Gassho,
Hensho
sat
Margherita
03-31-2021, 09:05 PM
I could do that... but just when sitting on my own, thank you!
Also... maybe in summer!
Gassho
Mags ST all clothed
Ryumon
03-31-2021, 09:18 PM
Oh. I get it.
Gassho,
Ryūmon
sat
Jundo
03-31-2021, 09:57 PM
Awesome!!! Please tell me that this will include a very energetic version of the Hokey Pokey... ;)
Oh, yes! For sure!
(And by the way, I just googled that. Yes, nude hokey-pokey is a thing and we would not be the first. :p However, I advise you not to google it. )
Gassho, J
STLah
Jundo
03-31-2021, 10:03 PM
The actual inspiration for today's sitting is a very real place. I sometimes mention the time I was invited to teach at the nudist Zendo in Florida ...
Skyclad Zendo
Follow teachings of Toni Packer and Springwater Center. The Skyclad Zendo is a naturist Zen meditation group which follows a non-traditional approach of open inquiry through awareness, mindfulness and attention. We meet every Sunday morning for two hours of zazen au naturel, from 10 A.M. to noon in the yoga room at Paradise Lakes Resort, 2001 Brinson Rd., Lutz, FL 33558-8367. We also offer seven-day silent meditation retreats with various teachers.
No, I never actually got to go, as things just were left hanging :eek: after a hurricane (really). :cool: I woulda gone. They said to just bring my own towel!
I coulda worn my Rakusu with the --extra-- long straps. :p
Gassho, J
STLah
Jundo
03-31-2021, 11:44 PM
The Buddha was actually quite insistent about his monks keeping their clothes on. However, when I was in India three years ago, I had contact with the nude "skyclad" Jain and Hindu priests, and the Jains have their own TV station ...
In any case, here is a small sample of the channel. In case you are wondering, it seems 90% (although not completely) free of full nudity, certainly in respect for folks from other religions who may be channel surfing. Not so at live events of course (I did read that the "skyclad" nuns dress). Also, Jain monks are celibate, and required to observe strict chastity and freedom from mental desires.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUM20vKFWz4&feature=youtu.be
Jain monks ...
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/9ur9o8c8qQM3n-JIULwx5pesoAex-aCbwVrepHUAeg_MFwdW-mLZMcKCpZWJ5aVmanRq7mX9MgUdWbZNY9sBjFNdqjWnk08-LDA7txBDukQhttps://jainsquare.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/gochari.jpg
Dogen specifically said to keep dressed in the Zendo, although the communal Japanese baths are another thing altogether.
Gassho, J
SatToday
Koushi
03-31-2021, 11:56 PM
Will be there with beard and balls, er, bells ready! :D
Gassho,
Koushi
STLaH
Jundo
04-01-2021, 12:02 AM
Will be there with beard and balls, er, bells ready! :D
Gassho,
Koushi
STLaH
That beard will cover a lot of sins. [gassholook]
Gassho, J
STLah
TheZenCyclist
04-01-2021, 12:15 AM
This made my night! Brilliant
Gassho
Sat today LAH
Jundo
04-01-2021, 12:25 AM
This made my night! Brilliant
Gassho
Sat today LAH
Nude bicycling is also okay. Be careful on those Italian seats though!
Gassho, J
STLah
Naiko
04-01-2021, 12:55 AM
:D
Gassho,
Naiko
st
TheZenCyclist
04-01-2021, 01:03 AM
Nude bicycling is also okay. Be careful on those Italian seats though!
Gassho, J
STLah
Might not be the first time! Teehee
Gassho
STLah
Kevin M
04-01-2021, 01:09 AM
Ok just plain relieved is all.
Gassho,
Kevin
Sat Today
Nengei
04-01-2021, 03:36 AM
Where is everyone? I've been waiting in the Zendo for hours for the rest of you to show yourselves.
Gassho,
Nengei
Sat today. LAH.
Jundo
04-01-2021, 04:02 AM
Where is everyone? I've been waiting in the Zendo for hours for the rest of you to show yourselves.
Gassho,
Nengei
Sat today. LAH.
Oh, but we see you! :p
Gassho, J
STLah
GrasshopperMan17
04-01-2021, 05:44 AM
oh my goodness, i was so flustered at the prospect of this, then i clicked the link and laughed out loud for a while! thank you for this, i needed that!
Gassho, John
ST/Lah
Heiso
04-01-2021, 11:51 AM
I feel for this hook, line and sinker. Chapeau!
Gassho,
Heiso
StLah
What are you talking about? I am ALWAYS naked during zazen and zazenkais ... under my cloths that is. =) LOL
Gassho
Shingen
Sat/LAH
Kevin M
04-01-2021, 02:00 PM
Epic shpitzl
And to think I did 200 ab crunches for nothing.
Gassho,
Kevin
Sat Today
The plastic kitchen wrap will keep the zafu sanitary. But it will likely stick to the skin so that the zafu remains attached to your backside when you stand up again. That might be a good look.
Gassho,
Juki
sat today and lah
Shoki
04-01-2021, 05:06 PM
The weather has been kind of cold around here lately. I was fearing significant shrinkage.
Gassho (from the front only).
stlah
Shoki
Kokuu
04-01-2021, 05:23 PM
I guess this is one way to get to know sangha members better! [scared]
Gassho
Kokuu
-sattoday/lah-
Choboku
04-01-2021, 09:19 PM
I would say I'd be there with bells and whistles, but I'd be overdressed.
Sat today,
Adam
JimInBC
04-02-2021, 02:22 AM
Guys! I'm getting cold over here in the Scheduled Sitting Room. If no one shows up in the next few minutes I think I'm going to get dressed and go eat dinner.
Gassho, Jim
ST/LaH
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Shokai
04-02-2021, 02:26 AM
Perhaps you should have turned on the heater :D
gassho,Shokai
stlah
Heiso
04-02-2021, 06:08 AM
Sat this zazenkai, thank you everyone.
Gassho,
Heiso
StLah
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Geika
04-02-2021, 07:01 AM
I have to admit that you actually got me this year, Jundo :D
Gassho
Sat today, lah
Eikyo
04-08-2021, 12:12 AM
I realise I'm late to the party but I really thought this was real [emoji85][emoji23]
Gassho,
Eikyō
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I realise I'm late to the party but I really thought this was real [emoji85][emoji23]
Gassho,
Eikyō
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He got a lot of us [emoji1787]
[emoji1374] SatToday lah
Shokai
04-08-2021, 12:32 AM
I realise I'm late to the party but I really thought this was real
Why aren't you properly dressed [scared]
gassho, Shokai
stlah
[emoji15][emoji2960] I missed not only seeing this post, but also participating! Dang!
Jundo, I would be willing to host if this ever returns [emoji23]
Gasshō,
On
Sat today/LAH
Tai Do
04-01-2024, 06:02 PM
Unfortunately, I missed. I'll have to wait for another opportunity. 🤣
Gassho,
Tai Do
Satlah
Jundo
04-02-2024, 12:34 AM
[emoji15][emoji2960] I missed not only seeing this post, but also participating! Dang!
Jundo, I would be willing to host if this ever returns [emoji23]
Gasshō,
On
Sat today/LAH
You and Taido are welcome to do so at this Friday's Zazenkai. We won't peak.
Gassho, Jundo
stlah
Shokai
04-02-2024, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by Jundo:
"We won't peak."
Was this pun intended??
gassho, Shokai
stlah
Jundo
04-02-2024, 02:29 AM
Was this pun intended??
gassho, Shokai
stlah
Ooops. :eek:
Was this pun intended??
gassho, Shokai
stlah
OH DEAR!! [emoji15][emoji38]
Gasshō,
On
Sat today/LAH
Seiko
04-03-2024, 09:46 PM
I think I got the wrong underwear when I got dressed after zazen. Please can you all look for the name label to see if you got mine by mistake?
Gasshō
Seiko
stlah
Doshin
04-04-2024, 03:31 AM
I think I got the wrong underwear when I got dressed after zazen. Please can you all look for the name label to see if you got mine by mistake?
Gasshō
Seiko
stlah
I am speechless! [claps]
Glad I missed that sit
Doshin
Stlah
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