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Jundo
03-31-2021, 04:02 PM
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We are always trying something new at Treeleaf!

Please join us tonight, leaving your robes at the door, as our Sangha holds its first annual 'Au Naturale' Zazenkai online!

We welcome, direct from Maui, Hawaii, a very special guest teacher, founder of the 'Sky Clad Zendo,' the Rev. Buffy 全裸 Hadaka, for a little meditation the way Buddha made ya. Inspired by the great naked mystics of the East, we will let it all hang out.

What's needed? We recommend a Zafu wrapped in plastic kitchen wrap and not much more.

Take it all off, and hang out for a little Zazen showing your Original Face to the whole world: New York 9pm, LA 6pm Friday, London 1pm and Paris 2pm, April 1, 2021.

How to join? Please place a camera on your computer, take off all your clothes, smile, hit the following link, and get ready to show us what ya got via ZOOM!


LINK FOR JOINING NUDE ZEN (https://cdn4.dogonews.com/images/667c5496-bfa5-44a6-95eb-f6d81dbdbf1b/april-fools-day-banner.jpg)

It is acceptable for the very shy to hold their Mudra strategically as shown in the picture.

Rev. Hadaka will offer a talk on "The Finger Pointing at the Moon." (Yes, as several folks have requested, our naturist Zazenkai will include a vigorous stark nakedy 'hokey-pokey,' truly putting our backsides in and shaking them all about!)

The first step to "dropping body and mind" is to drop all inhibitions by dropping the veils that cover us!

WARNING: SITTING WILL BE LIVE NETCAST!

Gassho, Jundo



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PS - By total coincidence, "Hadaka" means "naked" in Japanese.

PPS - APRIL FOOLS!

https://www.treeleaf.org/forums/showthread.php?18721-Our-April-1st-All-Naked-Zazenkai-For-the-Nudist-Buddhist

Seikan
03-31-2021, 05:07 PM
Awesome!!! Please tell me that this will include a very energetic version of the Hokey Pokey... ;)

Gassho,
Seikan

-stlah-



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Bion
03-31-2021, 05:18 PM
I’ll be there free and frisky. Be ready for an unforgettable hokey pokey.

[emoji1374] Sat Nude Today

Risho
03-31-2021, 05:42 PM
:D

Gassho

Rish
-stlah

Seishin
03-31-2021, 05:45 PM
Need to check the timezone, as I guess Japan just flipped onto April 1st................................[monk]

Sat covered

Shoki
03-31-2021, 07:16 PM
I do this every week anyway. Good thing I always use one way.

Gassho
ST-lah
Shoki

Tairin
03-31-2021, 07:58 PM
:encouragement:


gassho2
Tairin
Sat today fully clothed
LAH also fully clothed

aprapti
03-31-2021, 08:35 PM
though i love the book Naked in the zendo by Schireson sensei, i will not be present. the first of April happens to be my zen day off..

gassho2

aprapti

std

Shokai
03-31-2021, 08:44 PM
Stay tuned to see this 84 year old let it all hang (literally.)

Doreen's comment: " I can't see a bunch of naked old guys hanging out as a big seller.

Gotcha, Shokai
Stnlah





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Hensho
03-31-2021, 08:46 PM
I hope you guys enjoy your session.

Gassho,
Hensho

sat

Margherita
03-31-2021, 09:05 PM
�� I could do that... but just when sitting on my own, thank you! ��
Also... maybe in summer!

Gassho
Mags ST all clothed

Ryumon
03-31-2021, 09:18 PM
Oh. I get it.

Gassho,

Ryūmon

sat

Jundo
03-31-2021, 09:57 PM
Awesome!!! Please tell me that this will include a very energetic version of the Hokey Pokey... ;)



Oh, yes! For sure!

(And by the way, I just googled that. Yes, nude hokey-pokey is a thing and we would not be the first. :p However, I advise you not to google it. )

Gassho, J

STLah

Jundo
03-31-2021, 10:03 PM
The actual inspiration for today's sitting is a very real place. I sometimes mention the time I was invited to teach at the nudist Zendo in Florida ...

Skyclad Zendo


Follow teachings of Toni Packer and Springwater Center. The Skyclad Zendo is a naturist Zen meditation group which follows a non-traditional approach of open inquiry through awareness, mindfulness and attention. We meet every Sunday morning for two hours of zazen au naturel, from 10 A.M. to noon in the yoga room at Paradise Lakes Resort, 2001 Brinson Rd., Lutz, FL 33558-8367. We also offer seven-day silent meditation retreats with various teachers.

No, I never actually got to go, as things just were left hanging :eek: after a hurricane (really). :cool: I woulda gone. They said to just bring my own towel!

I coulda worn my Rakusu with the --extra-- long straps. :p

Gassho, J

STLah

Jundo
03-31-2021, 11:44 PM
The Buddha was actually quite insistent about his monks keeping their clothes on. However, when I was in India three years ago, I had contact with the nude "skyclad" Jain and Hindu priests, and the Jains have their own TV station ...


In any case, here is a small sample of the channel. In case you are wondering, it seems 90% (although not completely) free of full nudity, certainly in respect for folks from other religions who may be channel surfing. Not so at live events of course (I did read that the "skyclad" nuns dress). Also, Jain monks are celibate, and required to observe strict chastity and freedom from mental desires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUM20vKFWz4&feature=youtu.be

Jain monks ...

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/9ur9o8c8qQM3n-JIULwx5pesoAex-aCbwVrepHUAeg_MFwdW-mLZMcKCpZWJ5aVmanRq7mX9MgUdWbZNY9sBjFNdqjWnk08-LDA7txBDukQhttps://jainsquare.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/gochari.jpg

Dogen specifically said to keep dressed in the Zendo, although the communal Japanese baths are another thing altogether.

Gassho, J

SatToday

Koushi
03-31-2021, 11:56 PM
Will be there with beard and balls, er, bells ready! :D

Gassho,
Koushi
STLaH

Jundo
04-01-2021, 12:02 AM
Will be there with beard and balls, er, bells ready! :D

Gassho,
Koushi
STLaH

That beard will cover a lot of sins. [gassholook]

Gassho, J

STLah

TheZenCyclist
04-01-2021, 12:15 AM
This made my night! Brilliant

Gassho

Sat today LAH

Jundo
04-01-2021, 12:25 AM
This made my night! Brilliant

Gassho

Sat today LAH

Nude bicycling is also okay. Be careful on those Italian seats though!

Gassho, J


STLah

Naiko
04-01-2021, 12:55 AM
:D
Gassho,
Naiko
st

TheZenCyclist
04-01-2021, 01:03 AM
Nude bicycling is also okay. Be careful on those Italian seats though!

Gassho, J


STLah

Might not be the first time! Teehee

Gassho

STLah

Kevin M
04-01-2021, 01:09 AM
Ok just plain relieved is all.

Gassho,
Kevin
Sat Today

Nengei
04-01-2021, 03:36 AM
Where is everyone? I've been waiting in the Zendo for hours for the rest of you to show yourselves.

Gassho,
Nengei
Sat today. LAH.

Jundo
04-01-2021, 04:02 AM
Where is everyone? I've been waiting in the Zendo for hours for the rest of you to show yourselves.

Gassho,
Nengei
Sat today. LAH.

Oh, but we see you! :p

Gassho, J

STLah

GrasshopperMan17
04-01-2021, 05:44 AM
oh my goodness, i was so flustered at the prospect of this, then i clicked the link and laughed out loud for a while! thank you for this, i needed that!

Gassho, John
ST/Lah

Heiso
04-01-2021, 11:51 AM
I feel for this hook, line and sinker. Chapeau!

Gassho,

Heiso
StLah

Mp
04-01-2021, 01:28 PM
What are you talking about? I am ALWAYS naked during zazen and zazenkais ... under my cloths that is. =) LOL

Gassho
Shingen

Sat/LAH

Kevin M
04-01-2021, 02:00 PM
Epic shpitzl

And to think I did 200 ab crunches for nothing.

Gassho,
Kevin
Sat Today

Juki
04-01-2021, 04:20 PM
The plastic kitchen wrap will keep the zafu sanitary. But it will likely stick to the skin so that the zafu remains attached to your backside when you stand up again. That might be a good look.

Gassho,
Juki

sat today and lah

Shoki
04-01-2021, 05:06 PM
The weather has been kind of cold around here lately. I was fearing significant shrinkage.

Gassho (from the front only).
stlah
Shoki

Kokuu
04-01-2021, 05:23 PM
I guess this is one way to get to know sangha members better! [scared]

Gassho
Kokuu
-sattoday/lah-

Choboku
04-01-2021, 09:19 PM
I would say I'd be there with bells and whistles, but I'd be overdressed.

Sat today,
Adam

JimInBC
04-02-2021, 02:22 AM
Guys! I'm getting cold over here in the Scheduled Sitting Room. If no one shows up in the next few minutes I think I'm going to get dressed and go eat dinner.

Gassho, Jim
ST/LaH

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Shokai
04-02-2021, 02:26 AM
Perhaps you should have turned on the heater :D

gassho,Shokai
stlah

Heiso
04-02-2021, 06:08 AM
Sat this zazenkai, thank you everyone.

Gassho,

Heiso
StLah

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Geika
04-02-2021, 07:01 AM
I have to admit that you actually got me this year, Jundo :D

Gassho
Sat today, lah

Eikyo
04-08-2021, 12:12 AM
I realise I'm late to the party but I really thought this was real [emoji85][emoji23]

Gassho,
Eikyō

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Bion
04-08-2021, 12:16 AM
I realise I'm late to the party but I really thought this was real [emoji85][emoji23]

Gassho,
Eikyō

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He got a lot of us [emoji1787]

[emoji1374] SatToday lah

Shokai
04-08-2021, 12:32 AM
I realise I'm late to the party but I really thought this was real

Why aren't you properly dressed [scared]

gassho, Shokai
stlah

Onki
04-01-2024, 02:51 PM
[emoji15][emoji2960] I missed not only seeing this post, but also participating! Dang!

Jundo, I would be willing to host if this ever returns [emoji23]

Gasshō,

On

Sat today/LAH

Tai Do
04-01-2024, 06:02 PM
Unfortunately, I missed. I'll have to wait for another opportunity. 🤣
Gassho,
Tai Do
Satlah

Jundo
04-02-2024, 12:34 AM
[emoji15][emoji2960] I missed not only seeing this post, but also participating! Dang!

Jundo, I would be willing to host if this ever returns [emoji23]

Gasshō,

On

Sat today/LAH

You and Taido are welcome to do so at this Friday's Zazenkai. We won't peak.

Gassho, Jundo

stlah

Shokai
04-02-2024, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by Jundo:
"We won't peak."
Was this pun intended??

gassho, Shokai
stlah

Jundo
04-02-2024, 02:29 AM
Was this pun intended??

gassho, Shokai
stlah

Ooops. :eek:

Onki
04-03-2024, 04:31 PM
Was this pun intended??

gassho, Shokai
stlah

OH DEAR!! [emoji15][emoji38]

Gasshō,

On

Sat today/LAH

Seiko
04-03-2024, 09:46 PM
I think I got the wrong underwear when I got dressed after zazen. Please can you all look for the name label to see if you got mine by mistake?

Gasshō
Seiko
stlah

Doshin
04-04-2024, 03:31 AM
I think I got the wrong underwear when I got dressed after zazen. Please can you all look for the name label to see if you got mine by mistake?

Gasshō
Seiko
stlah

I am speechless! [claps]

Glad I missed that sit

Doshin
Stlah