Zen doesn't work on your abs, or gluts, or driving skills, or homework, or sensitivity, or charisma, or ineffability.
It doesn't say Hello. It doesn't say goodbye. It doesn't do much of anything. It's like a big log that just sits there, and no matter how much we scream "MOOOOVE!!!!", it will continue to stay stationary.
It's like an apple in the morning, or a song within the wind.