Dude. Can I call you dude?
Like Zen is like no big deal like. Like you like do this like bowing and stuff like, and like it's pretty ordinary stuff like.
Like, OH MY GOD! Did you see the shoes that monk was wearing? Like sooooo retro.
And the robe! Like how am I going to wear a robe like that? You have to be like Super Buddha man (tm) or something. Like...
HOOOOLY GONG BATMAN!!
Did you see that? like. OH- MY- GODDD!!