Just adding some lightheartedness to the forums!
If my Chihuahua lays his head in my lap during Meditation practice is that...
Dog 'n' Zazen?
And the classic favorite of most:
What does a Zen cow say?
Mu.
-Xander
Just adding some lightheartedness to the forums!
If my Chihuahua lays his head in my lap during Meditation practice is that...
Dog 'n' Zazen?
And the classic favorite of most:
What does a Zen cow say?
Mu.
-Xander
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Gassho,
Nengei
Sat today. LAH.
遜道念芸 Sondō Nengei (he/him)
Please excuse any indication that I am trying to teach anything. I am a priest in training and have no qualifications or credentials to teach Zen practice or the Dharma.
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Gassho,
Alina
stlah
Then there’s the one about the Buddhist vacuum cleaner… comes with no attachments.
Gassho, Shinshi
SaT-LaH
空道 心志 Kudo Shinshi
I am just a priest-in-training, any resemblance between what I post and actual teachings is purely coincidental.
E84I - JAJ
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gassho,Shokai
合掌,生開
gassho, Shokai
仁道 生開 / Jindo Shokai
"Open to life in a benevolent way"
https://sarushinzendo.wordpress.com/
One would think that, after 2500 years, we would have a few more excellent jokes than the "old standards!"
If I hear the "hot dog saleman" one more time ... I am going to become a Presbyterian!
We do have a few "Buddhist stand-ups" and such ... (sorry, I have not looked back at the for awhile, no promises on content) ...
Gassho, Jundo
stlah
ALL OF LIFE IS OUR TEMPLE
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Gasshō
stlah, Kaitan
Kaitan - 界探 - Realm searcher
Formerly known as "Bernal"
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Gassho
Alina
stlah
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Gasshō
stlah, Kaitan
Kaitan - 界探 - Realm searcher
Formerly known as "Bernal"
Two zen monks are sitting in a Japanese bath. The first monk says to the second monk, “Pass the soap.“ The second monk replies, “No soap. Radio.“
Gassho,
Ryūmon (Kirk)
Sat Lah
流文
I know nothing.
The most Zen joke of all.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQue...lease_explain/
Gassho, J
stlah
ALL OF LIFE IS OUR TEMPLE
What's the best gift for a zen master?
A house, because they enjoy living in the present.
Do Mi
stlah
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Gasshō
stlah, Kaitan
Kaitan - 界探 - Realm searcher
Formerly known as "Bernal"