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    Knock Knock.

    Who is there?

    Mu.

    Mu who?

    Mu Mu!


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    Nice one John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John C. View Post
    Who is there?

    Mu.

    Mu who?

    Mu Mu!

    I don't get it.
    ALL OF LIFE IS OUR TEMPLE

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    Mu has a twin??


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    Quote Originally Posted by Clark View Post
    Mu has a twin??

    Yes, it is the emptiness of emptiness.

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    I have a better one ...

    Knock Knock.

    Who is there?

    Mu.

    Mu who?

    Mu Mu!

    Gassho, J
    ALL OF LIFE IS OUR TEMPLE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jundo View Post
    I don't get it.
    I don't get it either.

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    Better than interrupting cow....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clark View Post
    Better than interrupting cow....
    This is so Mu-licious!

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    ~ Dogen Zenji

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    Mu Mu Mu, Mu Mu Mu, Mu Mu Mu Mu Mu!

    Can't get this jingle out of my head today.

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    Better than interrupting cow....
    Speaking of which - do cows have buddha nature?

    Moooo!





    I'll just get my coat...

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    I'm not sure there's anything to "get".

    明 Seimyō (Christhatischris)

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    (knocking at the door)
    can't Mu come in to play? who?
    Mr. Mu to you.


    “The snow is so beautiful, each flake lands in the same place.” - layman P'ang, 8th cen CE

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    I like John's better

    Gassho,

    Daido

    Quote Originally Posted by Jundo View Post
    I have a better one ...

    Knock Knock.

    Who is there?

    Mu.

    Mu who?

    Mu Mu!

    Gassho, J


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    [QUOTE=Karasu;114839]Speaking of which - do cows have buddha nature?

    Moooo!


    I grew up on a dairy farm and ranch, so yes, lots and lots of cows. Do they have Buddha nature, they sure Mu, I mean moo.....I mean do





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    The man of no rank bursts open from the ranch, flinging a thousand monkey tails off these monkey butts

    Gassho, Ben
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    I have made it official ... this is our first ever "NOT Recommended" thread ...

    http://www.treeleaf.org/forums/showt...04-Knock-Knock

    ... a complete and total waste of the timeless Mu ...
    :-)





    ... and whatever the heck this is ...

    Last edited by Jundo; 11-08-2013 at 03:27 AM.
    ALL OF LIFE IS OUR TEMPLE

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    ". . .uM. . .?!?"


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    Practice with humility, respect all beings, avoid attachments, give rise to prajña from your own awareness, put an end to delusions - Hui-neng

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiwala View Post
    The man of no rank bursts open from the ranch, flinging a thousand monkey tails off these monkey butts

    Gassho, Ben

    I have no clue what this means, but I'm laughing so hard I have tears!!! Hilarious!!!!

    Gassho,
    Treena

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