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    Chuck Genkaku Johnzen Roshi

    I actually asked around other Zen folks if they had heard of this guy before realizing it is a farce. A so so ... sadly, sometimes too close to home ... bitingly funny satire.

    The words of Master Tutteji, the "Ayn Rand of Consciousness" ...

    http://tuttejiorg.wordpress.com/the-big-bucks-process/

    aka Chuck Genkaku Johnzen Roshi, Biker Zen Guy ...

    http://tuttejiorg.wordpress.com/new-...johnzen-roshi/

    Oh, I am sorry I missed the recent online "Event" ...



    So true ...





    Gassho, J
    Last edited by Jundo; 05-09-2013 at 11:29 AM.
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    Hi Jundo,

    I had to look twice to realize it's not meant to be serious. WOW! Kumaré all over again!

    I'll bet too many people will really think there is a teaching in there somewhere. How and where do you find this stuff????? It’s cool in a disturbing kind of way'. I’m shocked to see how easy it is to whip up b%^&*& it and make it look so convincing. Some good web designing skills, a creative marketing mind and a lot of spare time and there you have it. Amazing. Thanks for posting!

    Gassho

    Enkyo

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    Oh, so you know, I just signed in for the teacher robe, staff and certificate of enligtenment ánd the exclusive tour in the Czech Republic. pretty soon ill take a full ordination and empowerment as a Fully Transmitted Bodhisattva Master in the International Tutteji Foundation Order™.
    Jundo, are you ready to loze that pebble!!!!!!!! ROFL

    Let's see what happens next!

    Can't stop laughing and got the hiccups now!!!!!

    Gassho

    Enkyo

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    Senior Member Nengyo's Avatar
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    I just signed up for the Fully Transmitted Bodhisattva Master in the International Tutteji Foundation Order™ Finally I will be free to teach "pure" zen. Not this watered down stuff every one else teaches! hahaha

    http://tuttejiorg.wordpress.com/becoming-a-teacher/
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    Quote Originally Posted by catfish View Post
    I just signed up for the Fully Transmitted Bodhisattva Master in the International Tutteji Foundation Order™ Finally I will be free to teach "pure" zen. Not this watered down stuff every one else teaches! hahaha

    http://tuttejiorg.wordpress.com/becoming-a-teacher/
    I wonder if we can get a group (sangha) rate? Also, do you want to be my study partner? I figure working together we can get there faster.



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    If you click on the link that offers "Digitally Enhanced Contemplation," it talks about a website based in Boulder, Colorado called "Dharma Dorks." A not so subtle jab at the Buddhist Geeks project. Very funny stuff. Thank you.

    Gassho,
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    Jundo Roshi... you lied to us, you told you were in Tsukuba, Japan, not running the Central Park West Sangha, and you never told us you had such interesting Dharma heirs such as Hillary Hilton

    http://tuttejiorg.wordpress.com/2013...hilton-sensei/
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    I had no idea Boris Johnson (mayor of London) was a spiritual guru!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattW View Post
    I had no idea Boris Johnson (mayor of London) was a spiritual guru!

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