Kokoro

A centipede was happy, quite,
until a toad in fun
Said, "Prey, which leg goes after which?"
This worked his mind to such a pitch
he lay distracted in a ditch
Considering how to run!

"Think not-thinking" is only halfway there!

Gassho

Enkyo

I resemble that centipede!

Thanks, Enkyo.

Andy

haha I love that. Thank you for sharing

Gassho,

James

Thank you, from another centipede.

Gassho,
Shujin

Also a centipede, thanks for the reminder, much needed!!

Gassho,
Treena

Love this, thank you!

_/\_
Kelly/Jinmei

I read a variation of this story involving the man with the "world's longest beard" being asked if he sleeps with with his beard inside the covers or outside the covers.....:)

The centipede was in his box and I yelled, "Hey, taking a shower then you and me go eat!"

Out of the shower, centipede still in the box, "C'mon! It's the Early-Bird Special. Let's go!

Are you going or not?"

From the box a small voice says, "I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my f¤#%ing shoes!"